if the budget holds up...

if im a good girl and stick to my current savings plan, i should have this peice of sex on wheels for xmas...

http://www.yeticycles.com/Bikes/Bikes575.cfm

if i get some more hours in a few weeks time for the holidays, i should have it even sooner...

looking forward to breaking my neck and assorted limbs on my uni break :)

funny spam emails

have you seen a horses dick? you can have one with virility patch RX.

sorry, but i dont think too many women are going to be impressed with a guy who turns up with a severed horses penis in his pocket, while his own member is more like a belly-button.

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nothing quite like a monday night in with a tomato and olive pasta, a well aged merlot

And Thunderdome 11.

They dont quite make gabber like that anymore...