momentus piece of text warning.

Watch this space... i feel a momentus piece of text coming on.

Whack another snag on the barbie, Shaz; a look at the plight of the Australian Bogan.

For those of you who may be reading this blog, and dont know what a bogan is, i will give some insight and helpful remarks on some topics and jargon that my momentus text will cover.

Firstly, a bogan is a person (male or female) who adopts the boganic lifestyle. This usually consists of, but is not confined to, dressing in a highly outdated fashion, smoking winfield blues, drinking alot of beer, having dinners consisting of baked beans and steak, having a circle of friends whose names all end in -zza, shouting alot in terribly slurred tones and working on your gemini so its ready for the summer nats.

now im not saying that people who drink alot of beer, or get their gemini ready for the summer nats are all bogans, no. Its a special combination of these activities, plus a few more obscure traits that all work together to produce what is lovingly known as a bogan...

so that i will have something to do in my morning lecture, I will start continue my momentus piece then.